Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it\u2019s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that it\u2019s crucial you stay open to others and don\u2019t judge anyone too quickly.<\/p>\n
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It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.<\/p>\n
She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang \u2026 only, she couldn\u2019t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.<\/p>\n
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Read the full hilarious joke below \u2014 and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.<\/p>\n
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n
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She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:<\/em><\/p>\n
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\u201cHusband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
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The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.<\/em><\/p>\nShutterstock<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not really asking me to consider you, are you?\u201d the widow asked: \u201cJust look at you \u2014 you have no legs!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
The old gent smiled: \u201cTherefore, I cannot run around on you!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d she snorted.<\/em><\/p>\n
Again, the old man smiled: \u201cTherefore, I can never beat you!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: \u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nShutterstock<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
Why not help cheer a friend up? Share this joke and help give someone a good laugh!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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