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Why do you want a divorce?

A judge was interviewing a woman

regarding her pending divorce, and asked,

“What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice

little home in the middle of the property

with a stream running by.”

 

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the

foundation of this case?”

 

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,”

she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

 

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in

town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

 

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

 

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car

carport and have never really needed one.”

 

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any

infidelity in your marriage?”

 

“Yes, both my son and daughter have

stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the

music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

 

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

 

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week

he gets up earlier than I do.”

 

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,

“Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

 

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never

wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t

communicate with me!”

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