Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
relax and
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,
….. OH, MY GOD!’
Silence followed!

Mund të jetë një imazh i 1 person dhe ambiente të brendshme
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One elderly Irish passenger yelled…
‘For cripes sake, you should see the back of mine!!!’

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