Joke of the day. Don’t Go In That Pasture.

A Louisiana Highway Department employee stopped at a farm in the middle of nowhere to talk with the old farmer who owned the place and says, “We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road to go through here.”

The old farmer responds, “I reckon that’s okay but whatever you do, don’t go out in that pasture over there.”

It was at this time that the employee flashed his identification card and boasted, “I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want. See this card? I will go wherever I wish!”

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So the old farmer smiled and went about his chores as the city employee went about doing his job, and it wasn’t too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looks over and sees the city employee running for his life, and right behind him was the farmer’s huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet’s nest and was gaining on the man at every step, and the man was yelling, “WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?”

So the old farmer yells out, “SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!”

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