A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“NO!”, the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was “NO!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to Heaven?”
In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”