A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl

A Polish man moved to the USA and
married an American girl. Although
his English was far from perfect, they
got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer’s office and
asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce
would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following
questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice
little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation
of this case?
P: It is made of concrete.
L: I don’t think you understand. Does
either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need
one.
L: I mean, what are your relations
like?
P: All my relations are still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your
marriage?
P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a
good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I am always up before her.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She is going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She is going to poison me. She
buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in
bathroom. I can read and it say:
“Polish Remover”.