A man and a woman were dining in a Michelin Starred restaurant.
Their waitress, while taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting completely unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down from his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had just disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the other table’s order, she came over to the table and said to the woman,
“Pardon me, madam, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman looked up at her, smiled and calmly replied,
“No sweetie he didn’t.”
“My husband just walked in the front door.”