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A glesga mother goes to town to register for child benefit.

A glesga mother goes to town to register for child benefit.
“How many children?” asks the assessor.
“10,” replies the weegie mother.
“10?” says the council worker. “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.”

Mund të jetë një imazh i 9 persona, fëmijë, njerëz në këmbë dhe ambiente të jashtme
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Nah,” says the weegie mother. “Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, ‘WAYNE, YA DINNER’S READY’ or ‘WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW’ and they all do it.”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed council worker.
“That’s easy,” says the weegie mother, “I just use their surnames.”…….

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